We Kill Everything

about this album

This is the sixth Gwar album, We Kill Everything,it was released on April 6th, 1999. For the story of this album, the first three tracks don’t really follow one. The fourth track “ A Short History of the End of the World (Part VII (The Final Chapter (abbr.)))”, begins the story, which continues through to the titletrack. Though it’s an instrumental, it is explained that it refers to Gwar fighting the Master - the incident that led to their exile. The album tells the chronicles of Gwar’s relationship of the Master, and the aftermath of their defiance. After Gwar was banished to Earth, a mystic Scumdog known as Scroda Moon went to search for them, only to be stranded on the moon with the tablet (that he himself carved, according to other Gwar media). The tablet supposedly holds all of times events from start to the end. Though, after Gwar landed on Earth, Gwar somehow gets ahold of the tablet, and breaks it to pieces, which are then stolen (there’s no further explanation provided as to how or why they’re stolen). The pieces are meant to be returned, or else the Master would destroy Gwar. Scroda Moon, disregarded as a crackpot, summons her inter-dimensional “portal potty” and assists them in their search for the Tablet pieces. Gwar agrees, on the condition Scroda does drugs with them. After that, and after the combat with various creatures that hold the Tablet pieces, Scroda is torn apart and he dies, only to be revived and improved by Slymenstra Hymen. The mock-country song, “T

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