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Experimental music project by Hanz "Rape Beast" Analblast of Chainsaw Circumcision, active starting in 2025 after he ended Satanic Smegma Kvlt. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
YE OLDE PRIMORDIAL COCK WVLF STRIKES BACK AGAINST THE POISON OV MODVRNITEE
22CRYING ONI: THE CIA IS GAY BECAUSE IT AIN’T A THREE WAY, I NEED TO SUCK EVERY DICK IN A FIVE MILE RADIUS RIGHT NOW
23FUCK MY LIFE MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE YOU NEED TO WAFFLE STOMP MY SCROTUM RIGHT NOOOOOOOW
24THE TRUE UNREDACTED ACCOUNT OF THE LIFE OF LEIF "OL MAN LYCOCKTHROPE" ERIKSON, NOW STREAMING ON THE HISTORY CHANNEL! (I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED ALIENS AND I ALSO BELIEVE THEYRE FUICKNDGI JEWISH YOU STUPID BITCH)
25WAAAAAH I CAUGHT MY COCK IN MY ZIPPER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SXDBSAFHBSDAB I HATE MY LIFE WAAH
26POOP THIEF, CHAPTER II: WAAAAAH I CAUGHT MY COCK IN MY ZIPPER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM SXDBSAFHBSDAB I HATE MY LIFE WAAH (I AM GONNA FUCKING BLOW MY BALLS UP IN FRONT OF YOU BECAUSE YOPU WOULD NOT BUY ME FUCKING ICE CREAM)
27POOP THIEF, CHAPTER III: FUCK MY LIFE MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE YOU NEED TO WAFFLE STOMP MY SCROTUM RIGHT NOOOOOOOW
28I AM FLYING UFOS AT SPEEDS SO FAST A SPOOTHUTHIAN WOULD SPOOGELPOOT ALL OVER HIS SQUEEFNARDS
29POOP THIEF, EPILOGUE: SHOTGUN EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA SUICIDE CULT (I POOPED SO HARD I POPPED A BLOD VESSLE AND THEN I ATE 4,000LBS OF ELEPHANT DUNG BECAUSE SOME RETARDED CHINESE FUCK TOLD ME ELEPHANT SHIT AND MONKEY SCROTUM STEW WOULD FIX MY BUTTHOLE)
210Cleansing The Earth Of The Seeds Of Anuknaki LSD Gremlins On Behalf Of King Cockwvlf
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