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Chainsaw Circumcision
3+ albums
grindcoreexperimentalUSAamericanUnited States
about
Hanz "Rape Beast" Analblast started the band after taking LSD, beating his dick so hard his left leg went numb, and having a vision of God when he came. God told him he was going to start a band that would blow away the musical establishment, and that He was going to guide him onto the path of enlightenment. Shortly afterwards, Hanz met Colonel James Crow at an anti-fascist rally sponsored by George Soros. After beating up a gang of soy boys, he noticed that the Colonel's right hook was similar to his. After consulting God, he was told that this was the man he was to seek out to create music with. He asked the Colonel if he wanted to join the band and the Colonel agreed. Not figuring out a name immediately, the band finally decided on "Chainsaw Circumcision" for whatever fucking reason. The dynamic duo traveled far and wide to long forgotten lands, seeking to achieve greatness in their works. They would hijack random band's sessions at one star recording studios; sources estimate the band recorded at 140 hijacked recording studios during the period that they created their debut. Among the bands they hijacked the sessions for were Neckbeard Deathcamp, Stray From The Path, and other bands nobody gives a shit about in the first place. For a long time, Colonel James Crow disappeared and Hanz started Satanic Smegma Kvlt, until it was discovered that Colonel James Crow was incarcerated for a crime he totally did not commit. Thus he got broken out and I STAND WITH ISRAEL: Soundtrac
top songs
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Fucked To Death With A Chainsaw While A Proctologist Reads The Communist Manifesto Condescendingly To A Jewish 4 Year Old Named Tiny Tim Playing The Violin
82A Day In The Life For The Members of This Amazing Post-Avant Jazzgrind With Shoegaze and Post-Progressive Hardcore Influences Band
73King Crimson is Literally Gay Compared To Us, Especially Considering That We Are Way More Progressive Than They Could Ever Dream of Being (Also, Fuck Robert Fripp)
74This Song Is A Mentors Medley, If You Can Guess What Songs Are Included We'll Revive El Duce And He'll Drown You In His Sticky Load
75You Thought The Last Songs You Heard Were Bad? Get A Load of This Shit. Once You Hear This, You'll Prefer The Previous Songs
76Picking Up The Sisters From Southern Alabama
67Our Bands Favorite Past Time is Beating The Shit Out Of Kids At Chuckee Cheese While High on Meth
58Mutant Cock Heart (Full Epemoum)
59Whoops, Spelled "Choke" Wrong. Who Cares? Are You The Grammar Retard Police? No? I Didn't Think So, So Fuck You, Cunt!
410Burger King Made My Ass So Fat I Can't Wipe Myself And Have To Use A Vacuum Cleaner To Suck Dingle Berries Out Of My Asshole
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