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How Come the Wrong People Are Always in Charge?

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You're Living in a World of Make-Believe With Flowers and Bells and Leprechauns and Magic Frogs With Funny Little Hats

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It's a Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers or You'd Be in a Thousand Little Pieces Right Now

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They're Portable, They're Annoying and They Cost Three Dollars a Case

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I'm Trying to Contain an Outbreak Here and You're Driving the Monkey to the Airport

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It's Almost Impossible to Concentrate in This Café With All These Leggy Belgian Girls Walking Around in Miniskirts

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God Has a Plan for Me, and it Involves Puppets

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I Wish I Had Me Some of Them Miracle Smart Pills

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I Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars and I Get to Keep the Underwear

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There's Some Milk in the Fridge That's About to Go Bad...and There It Goes

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Every Word Out of Your Mouth is Like a Turd Falling in My Drink

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He Looks Interesting - and By Interesting I Mean Weird

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