Inventory of the Shitty Wizard

We All Know That When I Cast Chain Lightning I Can Only Control Where It Starts, Not Where It Ends Up

Low Cunning

It Seems Odd That Most Churches In The Realm Preach About An Afterlife But Will Also Resurrect Dead Adventurers For Money

Low Cunning

Townsfolk Are The Fucking Worst

Low Cunning

Who Needs Tactics When You’ve Got A Fairly Okay-ish Healer?

Low Cunning

As A Horde Of Foes Recklessly Thunder Towards Us I Find Myself Quaffing The Good Booze Lest I Not Survive To Quaff Later

Low Cunning

Now Is An Appropriate Time To Reflect On The Many, Many Shortcomings Of Fallen Party Members

Low Cunning

There Is No Doubt In My Mind That We Will Find Riches, Not Traps, In This Eerily Reverberant Cave

Low Cunning