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Put My Head Through A Tv And Watch Me
50 Ways To Kill Me
Have The World's Hottest And Horniest Girls Lay Naked Covered In Money And Set Up Landmines Around Them So That I Step On One When Running Over There
50 Ways To Kill Me
Gag Me With A Spoon Until I Hurl Up My Internal Organs
50 Ways To Kill Me
Play An Atypical Game Of Pin The Tail On The Donkey Blindfolded, And I'm The Donkey!
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put An Awesome CD On So That I Headbang So Hard My Head Snaps Off My Neck Like A Pencil
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Me In Prison So That When I Try To Escape I Get Caught In The Guard Tower's Spotlight And They Shoot Me
50 Ways To Kill Me
Decapitate Me With A Gnarly Battle Axe
50 Ways To Kill Me
Take Me To A Racidal Concert, When I Stagedive Everyone Will Move Out Of The Way. Also, There Just Happens To Be Spikes Set Up On The Floor In That Exact Spot
50 Ways To Kill Me
Tell God How Bogus Or Mental I Think He Is So That He Smites Me With Lightning
50 Ways To Kill Me
Tell The Devil How Excellent I Think He Is So That He Strikes Me With Lightning
50 Ways To Kill Me
Set Up Spikes On The Sidewalk, My Hair Is So Long That I'll Trip Over It And Land On The Spikes
50 Ways To Kill Me
Cut Down A Jumbo Redwood Tree Right Next To Me
50 Ways To Kill Me
Bring Me To A Barber Shop Where The Dude Is Drunk So That His Hand Slips And Cuts My Head Off
50 Ways To Kill Me
Throw A Banana Peel On The Floor At The Foot Court In The Mall So That I Slip On It While Trying To Roller Skate, Upon Impact My Skull Shatters Like Glass
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Me In An Arcade Game So I Get Chased By An 8-Bit Ninja
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Me In A Gnarly Spaceship And Send Me To Planet Kron Von So I Get Attacked By Dorkords And Gluegords
50 Ways To Kill Me
Slit My Vein; It's Tubular
50 Ways To Kill Me
Tell Some Bodaciously Busty Babes To Stand On The Other Side Of The Road So That I'm Distracted While Crossing And Some Dillhole In A Van Runs Me Over Turning Me Into A Human Pancake
50 Ways To Kill Me
Bring Me To A Momentous Party Lurking With Creeps So When I'm Not Looking Someone Shoots Aids-Infested Dickwad Into My Beverage
50 Ways To Kill Me
Wedge A Detonation Devide That Explodes Upon Semen-Contact Up My Buttocks And Then Cross-Dress Me So That Some Dude Thinks I'm A Dudette and Tries To Take Me On A Date
50 Ways To Kill Me
Lace My Scrumptious Soda Pop With Arsenic
50 Ways To Kill Me
Lace The Highschool Pizza With Mega-Toxic Waste So That My Teachers And Classmates Become Space-Mutants Hellbent On Canceling The Return Of Christ By Eating My Brain
50 Ways To Kill Me
Print Me Into Money
50 Ways To Kill Me
Loosen The Screws On My Skateboard So That The Wheels Break Off Causing Me To Fall And Smear My Face Onto The Road Only To Be Licked Up By Dogs
50 Ways To Kill Me
Give Me Heroin
50 Ways To Kill Me
Mutilate My Guts With A Majestic Chainsaw Of Fury
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put A 50 Ways Album On The Turntable And Crank It So Loud That My Eyes Bug Out And My Mental Brain Bursts Into Gore That Resembles Confetti Laced With Spaghetti
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Me In A Cannon And Shoot Me Into A Brick Wall
50 Ways To Kill Me
Churn Me Into Cream
50 Ways To Kill Me
Frame Me For Murder So That I'm Forced To Sit In An Electric Chair That Will Make Me Into A Black Skeleton With Spiky Hair
50 Ways To Kill Me