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Build a Time Machine to Send Me Back to September 11th 2001 and I'll Go to The Top of The World Trade Center
50 Ways To Kill Me
Lodge Amputated Scrotums in My Throat
50 Ways To Kill Me
when im asleep in my own car throw a molitov cocktail at it
50 Ways To Kill Me
get me pregnant, then use my breast milk to make human icecream, then poison it, then feed it to me for brunch
50 Ways To Kill Me
Make Me Try to Walk Across a High Up Telephone Wire Glazed With Slippery Seamen
50 Ways To Kill Me
Seal Me Inside of a Castle So I Think I'm a King of The Castle Untill I Relize Theres No Food in There and I Have to Eat My Own Penis and Then Eventually Starve
50 Ways To Kill Me
Throw A Banana Peel In Front Of My Car So I Swirve And Drive Off A Cliff
50 Ways To Kill Me
put me on a wheelchair and send me downhill into a busy road
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put me on the merry-go-round that is so fast that i puke out my guts
50 Ways To Kill Me
make me eat zillions of popcorn curnles, then put me in a microwave
50 Ways To Kill Me
Make me get drunk and drive
50 Ways To Kill Me
give me a surgery that leads my esophogus to a garbage pail instead of my stomach so that when i eat food it gets thrown out and i become malnurished
50 Ways To Kill Me
Have Spikes Under a Trampoline and Then Make The Springs as Loose as My Cunt So That I Fall Into The Spikes
50 Ways To Kill Me
Hang me
50 Ways To Kill Me
Handcuff One of My Hands to The Back of a Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand to The Back of a Truck. Tell The Drivers to Drive in Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far For Miles Untill My Arms Finally Pop Out of The Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them On Backwards So I Get So Sick of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump in Front of a Train
50 Ways To Kill Me
Convince Me to Have an Eating Disorder So I Loose Alot of Weight. Then Give Me a Baloon to Hold and When I'm Really High Up in The Air Throw a Chinese Star at The Balloon So I Come Falling Down
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Me in a Swimming Pool Infested With Aligators
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Crockadiles
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put me in a swimming pool infested with stingrays
50 Ways To Kill Me
Bring Me to The Zoo So I Can Tease The Lions and Then Open Their Cage and Unleash Them! Down Kitty-Cat Down!
50 Ways To Kill Me
What The Fuck?! Shove The Worlds Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass And Than Call It
50 Ways To Kill Me
Feed me a gallon of tapeworm eggs so when they hatch they eat my insides
50 Ways To Kill Me
Build a Time Machine and Send Me Back to Jurassic Times to Become a Dinosaur's Brunch
50 Ways To Kill Me
Put Razorblades In My Cerial
50 Ways To Kill Me
have a vampire bite my neck so i turn into one, then make me lick garlic out of a sloppy pussy
50 Ways To Kill Me
Clog my lungs with a banana
50 Ways To Kill Me
Make me fuck the buglady so that a scorpion crawls up my dickhole and lays eggs inside my dick
50 Ways To Kill Me
Cut off my fingers and make me eat my own fingers in a finger sandwhich
50 Ways To Kill Me
Cut off my hand and slap me in the face with my own hand
50 Ways To Kill Me
Saw off my arm and beat me to death with my own arm
50 Ways To Kill Me