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Tic Tac Taffy is a group founded in the Mediterranean Sea in the mid to late 1850s, known for making the first ever city pop song. However, with the collapse of the Ottoman Empire in the 1920s, the group had more pressing issues at hand. Justin, who had gotten engaged just before the end to their original musical career, had stepped away from the band to focus on his newfound wife and kids. Chase, tried (and unsuccessfully) to market himself as a self-branded Hollywood actor and all fell through when he was discovered to have 45 GAZILLION POUNDS OF PORN!!!!!!!!! and was sentenced to life in prison in the summer of '78. Jacob, who had decided to go to war in Vietnam, lost all his limbs and become the first ever paraplegic man to get accepted and graduated with high marks at the Ringling Bros. clown college. That may be where the story of Tic Tac Taffy ends, but you are mistaken. In 2019, all the members, all retired, old and ugly, have come back to release new music and in full force. If you want to keep up with their music, check out their Bandcamp page: https://tictactaffy.bandcamp.com/ User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.