stan twitter:

How old did you say you were?

I'm straight

Sir, you're hot

Ma'am, I really don't know how to speak Japanese

I was an accident too

YOU..WILL..ROT..IN..HELL!!

I am proud to say...

das my chimichanga stand 😌💅" shrek forever after

You were born dumb. You'll grow up dumb and you will die dumb.

You should have left that garlic bread alone".