secondgradeknifefight

chemistry 211 (stay away from ryan, he scratches)

fuck popeye's spinach i eat colgate lasagna for these bad boys mother fucker (fuck you joel osteen)

don't tell me you like the police cause i'll break your kneecaps motherfucker (tonya harding shuffle)

i'm not even mad mine isn't movie quality (stepping out of my comfort zone)

glass vampires roam these darkened woods fellas (protek ya nek)

my heart is broken but i still need to get my jetta fixed asap (no time for tom foolery)

the devil is real and he tried to eat my ass (goodbye uncle fuck)

captain tom-tom (another ballad of love)

who what when where why did you take my bug collection (there's no trust in this household)

redneck inter-lewd-acts 23 (keep on truckin)