dj purple haze

robbie williams epic sloppy diarrhoea dilemma (INTERLUDE)

merzbow week on x factor (grouch music)

singing for survival? it's not like you're on fucking death row or anything (suspense music)

you know john, i dont think he's acting down there, i think he's checking that both his cock and balls are in the right place

fake reel big fish kicking the intro shit ska style

your best bits (in hell)

hypothetical scenario: jedward taking the blast from a double-barrelled shit rifle fired by bono

whatever people say you are, theyre probably right - because they said you were a pack of talentless dicks

sorry i can't move my mouth simon, my face has been botoxed to fuck

milestone goal 5th goal... what was the keeper thinking? yes, terrible save, and surely a nice goal bonus for the striker there too