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Artist
Zack Wenner
2+ albums
about
Zack Wenner is an up-and-coming acoustic/funk/ukelele/grindcore artist with one misson: to gun for the nuts of all the lovely ladies this side of the east coast. Armed with a delicious single, the pirate-tinged "Ahoy Maties", Wenner is poised to take the pirate music scene by storm. At his last show, over 4000 pirates were in attendance. Blackbeard himself was rumored to be "Throwin' down" in the pit with Long Jon Silver and Captain Hook. Alas, not all of his songs can be so obtusely pirate-ish. He can also play numerous Coheed and Cambria "jams", and it is a well known fact the he has partaken in a bowl of Capn Crunch with the legendary Claudio Sanchez. Proficient at Guitar, Ukelele, and Key-tar, Wenner is considered to be the leading artist in the genre of "Amphibian Pirate Acoustic Hawaiian Yard Jams", a genre term coined by Wenner himself. Ahoy Maties is the number one single in the world right now, with 11 copies given for free download via skype. Wenner has also been know to work on chem projects and health vocab in his spare time, as well as chill with Tom Avalos (who I hear is a pretty cool kid) User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.