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Artist
Yetiface
12+ albums
not even that amusing at all
about
In order to tell the tale of the notorious raunch-star MC Jelly Bleegins we must first look into the place he calls home....Bleeginsville, Alabama Canada. Bleeginsville was not always called Bleeginsville. Its original name was actually "Fagdad". It got its name because alot of peoples fathers smoked alot and would die of cancer at quite young ages. Deep in the slums of Bleeginsville there lies a money hungry blarghster called Ernie. He owned the entire city including all its banks, stores, gangs, including the police force. Ernie also owns a genetics testing laboratory and his right hand man is the brains behind it. His name was Bleebop Steinbeck. Yetiface came to be when his mother, Claire Bleegins went wandering into the woods to pick some squash-piles and pickled fartskins. SHe encountered a giant sasquatch on her outing and fell in love instantly. Well, after the meeting the two were in-seperable. Claire noticed soon after that her belly begin to bloat. And when I say bloat i mean BLOAT. She writhed for weeks in eternal agony until the final day, when her lil belly exploded due to the mass of the spawning from the atrocious infant within her womb. Thus, a premature half human-half Yeti named Jelly came to be. After a couple of years, the community started speaking of Yeti spottings in the forest. They would witness a giant ape like creature walking with its young infant child and human bride. People often thought that it was Claire Bleegins, because she had been missin
top songs
albums
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Welcum To Bleeginsville, Pt. 2
Yetiface - Welcum To Bleeginsville
Yetiface - Yogurt Looks Like Pus E.P
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Banned From The Ainternet
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Welcum To Bleeginsville
Yetiface - The Blargh Album
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The Shitspliff Slit Split
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The King Of Tardcore
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The Blargh Album Volume 1
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Yogurt Looks Like Pus Volume 1
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Yogurt Looks Like Pus Volume 2
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The Broken Brain EP