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White Guys Jumping was the short-lived project of Cameron Clarke. It was a project for seventh grade science class. It was one of those volcano things. The kind with baking soda where shit spews out. Nobody was impressed. What do I think about White Guys Jumping? I think they were exceptionally brilliant and fantastic. Cameron sang lead for the first three albums but when the time came to record The Lettuce Tree, their breakout album, he was demoted to bass duties. That album contained the fluke hit "Hole In My Shirt." This song brought the band mainstream attention for a short while. They took advantage of this fame. Cameron got a house in the Bahamas, where he worked for years on what was to be his masterpiece, "deep." The band members continued making albums without him, not even noticing that he was gone. When he returned with the finished album, they agreed to release it as long as he left the band immediately after. "deep" was met with critical acclaim but failed to chart. And then the entire band died in a plane crash a year later. Cameron worked for about half a day on his first solo album, "Tired." It sucked and everybody hated it and I did and so did everybody else in badface. But then something amazing happened to Cameron. He met badface. They helped make his second solo album listenable and the rest is history alright bye. Don't buy weed from members of White Guys Jumping, it is laced with PCP. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-S