Vomit Vulture

The Deeper You Go the More Your Ribs Poke Out

Vile Ectoplasmic Belches of the Burp Ghost

The Grave Bubbles Up with Stinky Cadaver Jerks

I Was Bored So I Mutated into a Monster and Ate People

I Done Ate Your Brain Cuz I was Tired of Listening to Your Crap

Cocooned In Deceased Meat

I Devoured Your Entrails and Then Got Sick So I Went to See A Doctor Now You Must Pay the Bill

Dissecting Degenerate Demons that are Stupid