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Tyler Azelton
6+ albums
about
Once upon a time in a land--oh, not so far away--a beautiful young woman was getting her groove on with her man and: TADA!--the little seedling that would become Tyler sprouted into existence. After what we can only suppose was a very long and difficult journey, the seedling that would be known as Tyler found refuge in the warm comfort of the Egg and the Powers That Be went quick to work on the seedling--using all the attributes and characteristics it could from the chest that read: "Rarities and Oddities" and "Miscellaneous." Nine months and 26 hours of labor (!) later, the seedling was hatched from a most-aggitated birth canal and although its mother no doubt had impulses to strangle the now newbie baby for giving her such a ..$%@! of a time, she looked at the newcomer, foresaw that it may in time desire to be a cross-dresser, and hence bequeathed it with the androgenous name Tyler. For the next 27 years, Baby Tyler took it upon herself to create only as much drama and pandemonium as she did on route to the world beyond the embrionic sac, and although there were undoubtedly some moments when dear mom and others wanted to again strangle this head-trip, the world for the most part opened its wide arms to her and showered her with the love she was so eager to receive. At present, now-adult Tyler finds herself playing with musicians who are far more talented and skilled than she, and has a real and honest fear that one day the Truly Significant and Outstanding Musicians Agency