Trolling the Dead

Your Tombstone Spelled Your Name Wrong But We Didn't Care Enough To Change It

We Sold Your Organs For Funeral Money... LOL JK We Spent It On Booze

Birds Shit On Your Tombstone

Only A Necrophiliac Would Fuck You

I Put On My Clown Costume When I Go To Funerals

Dying Of A Butthurt Overdose

I Raped A Mutilated Jynx Because I Thought It Was Your Mother

We Only Came To The Funeral For Free Food

Your Ashes Were Scattered So I Can Use This Pot As A Bong

Your Parents Are Asking You To Kill Yourself