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The needlepoints
12+ albums
oklahomapop punkoklahoma pop-punkpop-punk as fuckoklahoma punk
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The Needlepoints is a contemporary pop punk band from Oklahoma City. ...Formed over the course of several decades in the helm of a mountain in the woods of Romania, a Pagan witch by the name of Kalem Ousrth sacrificed it's firstborn as well as most of the other wildlife in the vicinity to the deities commonly worshipped in this area. (Editor's note: it should be recognized that while the majority of Pop Punk/Romanian deities are known and detailed, it is often considered presumptous to make a laundry list of Pagan gods, as to not leave out any who may have been witnesses.) Over the course of 53 days and nights, through countless rituals over a bubbling cauldron, 4 shining beings emitted from the sky, the mountains, the basement, and from what is now considered Western Europe. First came Kale Mouser, known scholar and professional heckler of all castes. The man known as 'Mouser' was as tall as 6 castles, stacked on top of each other at the peak of the alps. His biceps were bulging, his pectorals the size of bricks, and his fists could crush even the punkest of punks though he never used them once, except for an one-off event where he used all of his demigod powers to break-up the nu-metal dragon that is known to us only as Biohazard. Kale battled Biohazard, more specifically Vinnie Stigma, in the caverns of a romanian valley for well over 300 years. Blood was shed and bones were broken. The same breakdown still rings out to this day in Drop-D. Second, and equally impor