The Venetia Fair

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Stupid children with stupid instruments making stupid songs. We don't care what bands you think we sound like. Benny Santoro: Vocals Mr. Chark King: Bass Joe Occhiuti: Keys Mike Abiuso: Guitar Chris Constantino: Drums Facebook: http://facebook.com/thevenetiafair We're a band called The Venetia Fair and we have no fucking clue what we're doing. Our names are Benny, Mr. Chark, Mike, Joe Brown, and Chris. My name, specifically, is Benny and I feel like I'm babysitting four 12-year-olds all the time. Actually, I feel like I'm a 12-year-old babysitting four other 12-year-olds and doing a really bad job (even for a 12-year-old). Mr. Chark is like that weird 12-year-old who has a calculator watch, carries a compass (but still gets lost all the time), and loves the sound of his own voice, especially when he's not using words. Mike's more like a hyperactive 14-year-old who got held back and has to hang out with the younger kids but doesn't mind because he gets to be better than them at everything and the older kids are boring,anyway. Joe Brown is the obnoxious 12-year-old who steals "chromies" off of tires in the parking lot and learns obscene words to scream so he can explain that "it actually means female dog!" to his angry teachers. And then there's Chris, the excitable 12-year-old who can't wait to get a sip of his dad's beer or a peek down a girl's shirt. Hanging out with us is probably more aggravating than anything else but I think we're all best friends. If we actually w

top songs

albums

Every Sick, Disgusting Thought We've Got in Our Brain

The Circus

The Pits

Basically Just Does Karaoke

Every Sick, Disgusting Though We've Got In Our Brain

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The Grinch - Single

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A Lady And A Tramp - Single

I'm Still Amazed - Single

The Pits EP

The Demo

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Indie/Rock Playlist: September (2013)

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Christmas Exclusive

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