The Patty Patty Shake

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The Patty Patty Shake is one part Steve Martin, one part Bruce Campbell, and one part Jason Statham. Steve Martin (because..) (A) He looks great in a sombrero. (B) For one dollar we'll guess your height, your weight, or your sex. (C) You know what would make us happy? another couple of balls & an extra set of fingers. (D) We'd love you even if you were the color of a baboon's ass. Bruce Campbell (because..) (A) We fend off and/or battle the undead/ancient egyptian mummies on a weekly basis. (B) We don't want to fend off and/or battle the undead/ancient egyptian mummies on a weekly basis but are usually forced into it anyways. (except Caleb, he wants to fend off and/or battle the undead/ancient egyptian mummies on a weekly basis, but sadly is never forced into it. sigh). (C) We like, our chest hair, crazy women who like our chest hair, Ding Dongs, Paydays and entire boxes of Baby Ruths ("Ohh, mama"). and collectively, we believe that "Pharaoh gobbles donkey goobers". (D) We wouldn't be opposed to having a chainsaw for a hand. Jason Statham (because..) (A) Our high kicks and roundhouses are unparalleled, and our ability to fight off extremely large groups of people (AKA Thugs or hooligans) only accentuates ou r years and years of martial arts training. (B) Hot women fit perfectly on our shoulders (ropes optional), and we will most always jump to the aid of a damsel. (C)Our chiseled bodies glisten in the sun, due to our extensive workout regime. Careful, or you might get tic

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