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The Onion
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The Onion News Network, encompasing the former separate divisions of the Onion Radio News as well as its video and print divisions, presents a single hard-hitting news story per day, an audio version of the same award-winning coverage The Onion is known for in its print and online versions. Doyle Redland (Recent Onion annual poetry contest winner) is the tough-as-nails anchorman who millions have learned to trust as his soothing voice describes the most crucial happenings of the day. It's free to download from The Onion. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
top songs
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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes
2,1762Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
1,9553Little Boy Heroically Shoots, Mutilates Burglar
1,8724New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less
1,7635Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
1,7296Chinas Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
1,7027DNA Evidence Frees Black Man Convicted Of Bear Attack
1,6558FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful
1,6369Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse?
1,54110Scientists Successfully Teach Gorilla It Will Die Someday
1,528albums
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Onion News Network (Video)
The Onion Radio News
Onion News Network
Onion Radio News
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Eye On America
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The Onion Book Of Known Knowledge
Not for Broadcast
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A Very Fatal Murder
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Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas Of The Planet Earth [Disc 01]
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Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas Of The Planet Earth [Disc 02]
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The Onion's Finest News Report
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Our Dumb World: The Onion's Atlas Of The Planet Earth [Disc 03]