The Munitionettes

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The childhood of guitarist Christoph Crimson is a mystery; He was discovered by Prof. Richard Slimewell in previously unexplored North American wilderness at the estimated age of 13, apparently having lived his entire life until that point completely unexposed to any modern civilization. Slimewell took the child as his own, returning to his lair in an underground missile silo, long ago abandoned by the United States government. It was here that Slimewell found, after years of fruitlessly prying into Crimson’s past for clues as to where he came from, that the only way the boy could express whatever unknown horrors he had encountered in the past was through primal, thrashing guitar riffs, accompanied by feral yelps and howls. Slimewell realized, though, that without any rhythm to accompany this otherworldly music the songs would never be complete, and he would never be able to accurately understand the terrible past of the boy. Therefore, he put out a notice in several scientific journals, requesting the services of any drummer brave enough, crazy enough, and cheap enough to work with the wild guitarist and help bring his songs to completion. As it turned out, Slimewell needed to look no further than the secret catacombs hidden beneath his very own super-deep-sub-sub-ultrabasement. Never having asked too many questions about why the US government had been so eager to evacuate the complex that was now his secret lair, Slimewell had very little knowledge of the history of the bu

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