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The Masonics
12+ albums
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The Masonics - a winning combination of Milkshakes, Pop Rivets, Wildebeests, Kaisers, film editors, Micky & Ludellas, Vectors, Headcoats, commercial artists, Kravin "A"s, Auntie Vegetables and landscape gardeners. (Not bad, seeing as there's only three of 'em.) THE MASONICS ARE... * MICK 'THE MILK' HAMPSHIRE: singing & 6-string guitar * BRUCE 'BASH' BRAND: traps & backing vocals * JOHN 'LARDY' GIBBS: bottom guitar & backing vocals * (with thanks to former bass-jockeys: Johnny Barker, Johnny Johnson & Liam Watson) Having attended the same secret lodge - the Omnipotent Order of Eccentric Rapscallions (OOER) - together for 25-odd years, our three heroes were united in their cause when they were elected to search the UK for a sacrificial virgin to be deflowered at the sacred Dodecacentenial Orgy (or 'DO' for short). A 16-year search - during which Micky was mistakenly assumed to be missing, presumed unable to take the pace - yielded nothing. In short, they had no joy, neither on their home turf nor during a brief sojourn to western Europe. (Hence their anticipated presence in the Promised Land). To lure their prey they hit on the ingenious plan of disguising themselves as a musical 'rock-group' (presently very popular among young folk we are led to believe). Therefore, we urge all parents, siblings, friends, acquaintances and cohorts of any known (or not) unblemished no-tails, (irrespective of age, race, creed, cooking-ability etc.) to attend the soon to be
top songs
albums
Royal And Ancient
Down Among The Dead Men
Silently By Night
In Your Night of Dreams and Other Foreboding Pleasures
Outside Looking In
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Sympathetic Sounds Of London - Recorded At Toerag Studios
The Masonic Machine Turns On You
Temple Vaults
Obermann Rides Again
Down Among the Deadmen
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Surf Rockin' '60s - Rare 45 RPM Instrumentals
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Sympathetic Sounds of London - Recorded at Toe Rag Studios