An ontological hacker from an alternate time-space instance of the dwarf planet Eris finds himself stranded on present day Earth after accidentally creating a wormhole and drunkenly falling through it. Finding refuge in The First Church of Eris Discordia, Holy Mother of Chaos!, he seeks to recreate the portal using Sonic Alchemy and Spectral Magiks, and return home once more... User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.