The Devil's Lettuce

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The Devil's Lettuce are an Australian experimental psychedelic avant-garde jazz-core post-pubescent band which was formed on the 12th of October 2015 in Perth, Western Australia. It consists of 5 members who are all, indeed, incredibly fond of whipped cream (They do, however, despise low-fat whipped cream, for it is bullshit). FUN FACT: The band have an average penis length of approximately 70 km. They use this extreme natural phenomenon to help charities across the world. They are solely responsible for the delivery of 2.8 million litres of water to the sandy deserts of the West Sahara, and have even delivered a single Cuban cigar to a dying child. Returning to music, the band is also known for making the best fuckin' shit since the dawn of time. The iconic collective own an island in Greece that they have designated as Tasmania, and it is populated with 80 of their lead guitarist's 'side-hoes'. Said side-hoes are deposited into the surrounding ocean within a shipping container, when their uses are fulfilled. The band is currently on a musical hiatus in order to fulfill their new project that involves obtaining the rights to the Emoji Movie franchise and producing a spinoff sequel for each emoji. There will be 1087 new installments to the franchise released up until the year 2108 with the first installment - The Man With Chinese Hat Dark Skin Tone Emoji Movie - being released early 2018. The bassist of the band, Keir, can in fact tolerate some vegetables and, in theory,

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