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The Bomb Tasty Yum-Yums
12+ albums
backscratchto explorefree the beast
about
The Bomb Tasty Yum-Yums are a 22nd-Century rock band from Jupiter. Shortly after discovering (and falling in love with) satellite transmissions of Earth Pop, the rag-tag bunch decided to make Earth their new stomping ground. Unfortunately, their spaceship ran out of plutonium on their way to California, and they now currently reside in Columbus, Ohio, where nobody knows who they are or why they are here. The most tragic irony in their series of mishaps is that shortly after they attempted to draw some attention around Columbus, they discovered that Columbus's music scene is best compared to a rotting dog carcass that no one could possibly care about or ever will. After playing their first show, the band promptly attempted to vacate Ohio as quickly as possible, only to discover that Earthen gas stations will not begin carrying plutonium for another 72 years, so no matter how badly the Yum-Yums want to leave, they are stuck in this backwater burg forever and ever and ever...unless YOU help by buying their new album, "22nd Century Fashion Show" in 2009! User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
