The Best Strategy Game You Never Played

Intro

Intermission time! Get some popcorn or something, but not from the theater, it is so overpriced there. My friend once went into a theater to buy popcorn and then couldn't afford to ride the bus so I had to pay for her so I ended up indirectly paying for popcorn and I don't really enjoy it. She is a doctor now and still hasn't paid me back.

Literally me talking about encyclopedias. Can I get any more boring?

Outroduction

Fantastic Floating Friends, Super Spicy Skirmishes and Bad Business Bamboozles

Age of Mythology