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The Awkward Romance
12+ albums
emopunk rockpop punkfree downloadunder 1000 listeners
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the "band of the future", THE AWKWARD ROMANCE. (all caps – most In the same sense that Superman was heralded as the "Man of the Future", the same must be said of us. Although we're not so much a band, but rather four super-humans who comprise an undeniable musical onslaught that is light years ahead of its time. A force reckoned into being to fight the injustice of people having to listen to music that is inferior to ours, which can also be classified as "all music ever". All bands play live shows, right? Well, perhaps they do, until they see the awkward romance play, shortly after which the majority of them are struck deaf and mute for a full month, and then become schoolteachers or door-to-door computer salesmen. We are on tour 366 days a year, because every year is leap year for us. We accomplish this feat in spite of our lack of a booking agent. Our only mode of transportation is a chariot pulled by white stallions. We once played a 13 state tour in two and a half days. We book shows from the road using a commodore 64. The only reason we have a relatively small fanbase (compared to the beatles) is because there are so few survivors of our live shows. Our live show has been outlawed as a lethal weapon in 14 states. The opinions expressed by the survivors of our shows are generally this: "THE AWKWARD ROMANCE was the musical equivalent of Godzilla rampaging through and melodically destroying a small Japanese town. But in a very
