The Astronettes

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Below is the actual liner notes from the back of the album that I own: "F**K YOU. That's right, F**K YOU. This is supposed to be the f**king CyberSpace-Sex age or some f**king thing and I'm sitting here with a f**ked up Smith Corona typewriter and my wrinkled little pud in my hand. OH WELL. Speaking of space, this here finely-fleshed band of gals puts all those lame instrumental bands to shame. F**k Surf, this is Space! As you might well guess if you're a rock n roll scholar they take the Astronauts (Colorado's mountain kings of rock n roll before they became f**king hippies) as their inspiration; every song they do is a f**king Astronauts cover, in fact. But unless you're a CD fag (no offense to all my gay amigos, I'm a fag too afterall, just not a CD fag) you haven't heard most of these songs because they never had a proper release on real vinyl until now. And the Astronettes do a fine f**king job of it, too; I don't know what kind of crappy old studios they have in France, but this shit actualy sounds good - F**K ALL THE "Low Fi" bandwagon jumping, 'cos it's f**cking OLD. Sick as I am of surf music, this thing starts the blood rushing even before I go back to oogling the girls in the band. Not only do they all work at the same Paris strip-joint, but they play topless - Fifi tells me that it's because they're "sex positive" and all I can say is WHY THE F**K ARE THEY OVER THERE WHEN I"M OVER HERE? Phone sex to France (transatlantic) is f**king expensive, so I'm goi

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Attack Of The Terrible Boots

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Oh! You Pretty Things - The Songs Of David Bowie

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Oh! You Pretty Things: The Songs of David Bowie

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Tribute To David Bowie - Oh You Pretty Things

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Oh You Pretty Things Songs Of David Bowie

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