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The Arkane Pretence
5+ albums
ArkanemclachlanPretenceclassic rockindie
about
Where to begin? Lets see, "the arkane pretence" was forged from a variety of very unstable elements -mostly alkaloids, ions, heavy metals, quarks, neutrinos, photons, croutons, morons, and a hint of sodium chloride to enhance flavor- all mixed down together in a particle accelerator designed by slave Hobbits in Mordor, and assembled in Isengard by the sweet, loving, and kind Uruk-Hai. Taken under the wing of President Nixon, "the arkane pretence" grew to become the most honest and truthful of all beings on this side of the Milky Way, which differs from the other side of the Milky Way in the mere fact that "this side" is on this side, and "that side" is on that side. Further more, as "the arkane pretence" began to blossom in its coming of age years, it decided to move to Southern California where it currently resides and awaits for the second coming, whence "the arkane pretence" will finally be proud to show the world its 666 birth mark embedded on its left forearm. Thank you all and be so kind as to leave a donation -coins, bills, deeds, souls and body parts are all welcomed-on the fountain by the door. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
