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Scott Strapp-on: Lead Screamz Gnarl ThrashT: Lick Technician Gunkie Undiez: Gunkie Undiez Eatin' Roidz: Jug Analysis Lyrics: 1. Log Ride - Welcome children, to the Log Ride! Prepare for the most ab-turd....I mean, absurd ride of your life!!! Now we will defart....I mean, depart on our journey!!!! Enjoy the flush....I mean, RUSH!! HAHAHAHAHAHA 2. Breasticide - You've got pests on your breasts, I don't wanna touch those tits When the milk comes out it looks like rotten grits If the skin is peeling (SHIT) Flesh is decomposing (TOO LATE) Too late for any remedy You go to the nurse, to get this shit reversed But she looks at you and says "NO WAY!!!!" We're gonna need a dose of breasticide Acid shit that coats your tits and makes them fucking fry Retrieve the note, fill the prescription Undress yourself, read the description "Beware of the side effects, but you're better off dead than with rotten breasts" So, this is the decision that the bitch has to make Should she keep her rotten tits or seal her fucking fate Looking in the mirror, doesn't like what she sees Who would wanna look at tits covered in fleas? Opening the bottle, the toxic substance reeks The deadly stench fills the air, liquid starts to leak Without hesitation, she chugs the deadly mess 'Cause what's a girl worth if she doesn't have breasts? 3. Massivkrap - One time, when I was young I got a guitar My parents bought it for me in the hopes that I'd become a star I fuckin' grabbed the axe and took it everywhere