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Spastik Faec
7+ albums
about
Formed in the late few-months ago, Two legs, two arms, a head, and one outrageous body came together to form some sort of humanoid monstrosity. While in religious and spiritual enlightenment high the Adirondacks, he was befriended by a seven legged monkey with an octopus head who promised him the greatest guitar and musical writing skills in exchange for the name and virginity of his first born daughter. After three days of grueling training, callouses, and broken guitars, he was ready to rule the world with music. After the Peyote and Hooka induced comas wore off, he awoke in his Futon-Bed with a headache and a vision: A Vision to rock the world with crappily recorded music. Soon after buying a copy of a ProTools Visual Guide, he recorded a 30 minute long, six song Concept Demo called Cake, which is scheduled to be re-recorded with longer length, more girth, and actual studio quality within the coming months. Currently, he is writing another concept album, though no details have been leaked/I haven't come up with much. Do him a favor and buy a crappy MSPaint-Designed TShirt on Zazzle.com, and wear it with pride knowing that you're a fan of a soon to be possible one hit wonder, or Seeding fan of a long-shotted musical influence. And once you figure out that he wrote all of this in a drunken stupor one morning at 6:36 AM after making a post on an unrelated internet forum about the mediocrity of Herman Li, and finding out about this website and decided to use it in an attem
