Small Beans

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THE SCOOP/POOP: Hello. My name is Michael Swaim. I and my associate in the trenchcoat here (AKA Abe "AKA" Epperson) make what the kids call "content." We've recently retired from our long tenures at Cracked.com, where we TORE SHIT UP for some 10 years apiece, and now we're rarin' to make some bold content moves that are sure to shift paradigms right to the edge of your butts! Yet, while we now trill with the exhilaration of being total Creative Free Agents, that also means we're broke as hell. Here's a handy equation: Creative Free Agent = Broke As Hell. But are we going to let total destitution stop us?! NO! Let's write and produce indie movies that you, the fans, help shape! Let's share exclusive, behind-the-scenes looks at all of our upcoming content, which will range from screenplays, to regular podcasts, to exclusive sketches and shorts! Please -- explore the page, and if you can spare it, consider supporting our efforts not to end up as bagboys at your local Trader Joe's. Not that we wouldn't be good at it, because we'd be GREAT. Bags all organized as hell, cold to drygoods, all that. <3 Michael and Abe (and Pals!) https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.

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