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Sky Moose was formed in 2005 and consisted of two bored young men with creativity running over the brim. They recorded a short, humorous novelty album entitled "Fresh!" which was to be Sky Moose's equivalent of Pink Floyd's Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Sky Moose later evolved into a four-piece funk jazz and blues powerhouse. Owen Ross, on guitar and vocals, is the only remaining original member of Sky Moose. The four men previously called themselves The Department of the Interior, but later decided to inherit the name Sky Moose from the timeless duo from years ago. In order to more easily understand the transformation of the band, a brief instruction manual has been enclosed in your package. Sky Moose Instructional Manual: Congratulations on purchasing your very own Sky MooseTM! It will undoubtedly give years of trouble-free enjoyment for the whole family, until you pawn in order to pimp out your Honda Civic. Your Sky MooseTM should include the following: - 1 Kevin McAuliffe (bass) - 1 Taylor Herron (sax) - 1 Owen Ross (guitar) - 1 Cove Jasmin (bass) You must supply the following: - 1 Laser-Aligned Sprocket Winch - 2 16/17ββ Philips-Head Concentric Stirrup Bolts - 80,000 Feet of Conically Bored Synthetic Widget Assembling Your Sky MooseTM: Step 1 β Attach your Owen Ross to your Kevin McAuliffe and have them jam for a couple years. Be sure to apply a considerable degree of caffeine to Kevin before operating. Step 2 β Plug the aforementioned unit into your Cov