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Service Station Youth
10+ albums
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They are the only band that can induce vagina tingles in one beat/note/scream. They are drunk like: slurring, falling over, finding the baldwin brothers attractive drunk. Like: all the time. Fuck off. yr a fucking mole. You broke my heart and then gave it a blow job you silly slut. Dry ginger ale is the delta goodrem of soft drinks. They like it wet. How can a liquid be dry? The people who named it are fucking stupid. If anyone ever asked us for a dry martini we would give them an empty glass then smash the glass and slit their throat with the pieces. Especially if it was fucking James Bond. Not Sean Connery, but Pierce Brosnan has got it coming. And by coming, we mean going. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
top songs
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Yr Only Straight Edge 'cos You Can't Afford Drugs
872I've Got a Hermit Crab Up My Cunt
673Service Station Youth
604We Live to Infect
565Pete From Missing Link Has Feelings Too (Really)
566The Hot Dog in 30 Seconds
437There's a Junkie at My Window
278Lick My Slurpee And I'll Slurp Yr Shiver, Baby
199It's Really Fucking Difficult To Eat Two Minute Noodles And Do A Good Cumshot At The Same Time
1910- Yr Only Straight Edge 'Cos You Can't Afford Drugs
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