Secondhand Cringe

I didn't look before I sat down

I hooked up with my professor's daughter

I didn't tell him that she's a lesbian

I took a vacation from my husband

Intro

I donated way more than I wanted

MOH making jokes about a threesome with the couple

I thought she was complimenting my asshole...

I just complimented her skirt

I pretended not to know what a potato is