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Seaman Family
2+ albums
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The Seaman Family is the Garageband alias of hardcore/electronica band from DoylesxCity called The Bleeding Pussies (a name that they stole without permission from the musically, personally, and sexually inferior Ryan Black*). You might have heard such gems called "Kill Louis Cappa!" and "A Song For Logan". The members of the band are so secret they make their music in a cave with no way to get their EP to the general public, which actually might benefit everybody in the end. The Seaman Family is Webster, Calhoun, and Clay *This is a misconception. The actual name "The Bleeding Pussies" was created by super-genius Louis Cappa, which he gave to Black as a joke that had spread until the joke wasn't funny anymore. Black quit The Bleeding Pussies, realizing that even associating himself with the group would stop him from having any social contact with women for the next few months. Cappa (Clay) carried on the band with Justin Seaman (Webster) and Colin Darnall (Calhoun), realizing a name change was needed; The Seaman Family was an instant favorite. **Black begs to differ. He still claims ownership of the name and claims not to have quit the band but to have been booted out over his 35 year heroin addiction. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.