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Sebastian Abraham Bach is 23 years old and bald. He started going bald when he was 14 and now he is extremely bald. He started high school at age 12 and attended three different high schools before graduating at age 15. On his last day of high school, he wore a dress. At the time, he still had quite a bit of hair on his head. However, he was a 15 year-old senior at a new high school who was named Sebastian Bach and was wearing a dress. How could the countless peers who ignored him then have known that 8 years later he would have become the indie rock icon he isn't today? They couldn't have. And they were right. S.A. Bach's debut album is called "Long Distance Relationship." It was conceived during the three years he took off following graduation while he mooched off his parents, watched TV, and wrote many songs about the girls who continued to ignore him. While the tracklist changed countless times even before the album was finally recorded (as fresh rejections perpetually inspired new love songs), the concept has remained largely intact. The album is subtitled "A self-absorbed collection of unrequited love songs," and each of its 12 tracks is basically a deeply personal, specific, strange, sad love song, imbued with his distinctively self-deprecating sense of humor, which the author of this bio has painstakingly recreated. Six girls from real life are represented. See if you can pick them out. Maybe one of them broke your heart too! Stylistically this music could be called