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Ritual Space Travel Agency is: SAIC Chico, bass and vocals SA El Jefe, guitar and vocals SA Klaus Umlaut, drums and percussion SA Pokevon, percussion SA R88ND88S, keyboards The original (and most likely real) story of this band is that they sprung fully formed from the head of baseball great Mickey Mantle, but as impressive as that sounds, there really isn’t too much more to that story. As such, we’ve made up something more believable, and considerably longer: Benjamin Morelli-Ramirez de la Moose (guitars, vocals) and his younger brother SAIC Chico (bass, vocals) grew up in a snotty, rich suburb of Pittsburgh where money grows on trees behind electrified fences. Neither rich nor particularly well suited to snot, the brothers spent the better part of their childhood playing one musical instrument or another and forming a series of bands so cool that no one ever heard of them. Andrew Fitz (guitars, vocals) comes from the same sucky suburb, the youngest of 32 children. He didn’t like it either. His folks bought him a sax which he would trade for an electric guitar in order to put an end to getting his ass kicked for being a band geek, as well as to try to finally get laid. He would wind up getting his ass kicked for having long hair and playing simple rock music for all the wrong reasons. After high school, Ben became a combination meteorologist/prostitute/composer, dropped out of college and moved to New Orleans, a suburb of Phoenix in Southern California which shares a bo