RATBRAINS

MEASURING THE TIME IT TAKES TO RIP MY OWN COCK OFF

TURNING RATS INTO CHRISTIANS

DOUBT

TELL MOM I'M SORRY BUT I SIMPLY CANNOT DROWN ANOTHER CHILD FOR HER

AAARGH I GOT RAT PISS IN MY EYES AAARGH

QUEER

SPHINCTERLUDE

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR DICK GETS STUCK IN THE BLENDER AND THERES NO ONE AROUND TO HELP YOU EXCEPT FOR A RABID SQURREL AND AN UNEATEN SANDWICH

BEWARE THE SWARM OR ALLOW THE RATS TO FEED ON YOUR ROTTEN INSIDES. I MEAN, NO ONE ELSE IS USING THEM ANYWAY!

ASS RUINER, OR: HOW TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AFTER YOU REALISED VOTING FOR THE TORY PARTY FUCKED YOU OVER TOO