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Prince of Ballard
12+ albums
about
Taken from Prince of Ballard's blog, as of September 15th 2012. (http://armedsnobbery.blogspot.dk/2007/09/about.html) Born and raised in ballard, a neighborhood of seattle, which is a city in washington, which is a state in amuuurica, which is a country in north america, which is a continent on planet earth......i have lived places as far as alitak alaska and huntsville alabama, and as near as magnolia and queen anne, but always return to the hood where i currently live, work, eat and drink. i am a left handed virgo that loves rom-coms (romantic comedies), puppies, white wine spritzers, sunsets, designer jeans, expensive purses, lowrider mini trucks, carb free food, real housewives of misery, and long walks on the beach. my lady is really hot but a total dork. i want to do everything from building motorcycles to opening restaurants, but my budget limits me to making beats on bootleg software, fixing up bikes i buy for cheap on craigslist, and building furniture from wood people want to throw away. i sometimes go by "larry." my real name is kristjan. i like swimming more than the internet. i like drinking ice cold canned beer(delicious). people say i am a "dick" and "too critical." i say life's too short to live imperfectly. i think men are getting too soft these day and i try to imagine my grandpas opinion of things before i do them. would he call me a pussy? or would he smile with pride? real talk. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License