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Paulman Berg
4+ albums
Rock and Rollrockhumourhumorroll
about
The history of Paulman Berg is a long story that has been passed down from storyteller to storyteller for generations. The great detail that goes into telling the true story can only be understood and conveyed by a select few. Not even the members of Paulman Berg understand it. They are only aware of the abridged version, as follows. When they were youths, the members of the band were able to write a selection of songs, despite not being a real band, and only having vague relationships with the others. They wrote such hits as "Because We're Babies," that expressed the childhood angst that they all felt. They were all very determined babies who understood their place in the world, that of living underground and shooting lasers out of their eyes. However, they all rapidly grew into what they believed to be men, yet weren't sure what truly made up a man. "What Makes You A Man," chronicled the lack of understanding that Paulman Berg had when it came to gender roles and puberty, and other teenage matters. In their growth, they also realized many allergies that the members of the band possessed, prompting them to write "The Allergy Song." After this song however, the members of the band began to life their own lives and go off on their own adventures, never to see each other again...or so they thought. One day Yannis Paulman found himself taking the Bar Exam, to determine whether or not he could become a lawyer. He had skipped elementary, middle, high and law school,