New: Football Clichés

The Adjudication Panel: "The Mesut Ozil of public transportation"

Electric in the air, the 'chipped in with X goals' threshold & Our Summer With Richard Keys

The Adjudication Panel: The longest 3.85 seconds in football history

The Adjudication Panel: Washing machines that sound like referees

The Adjudication Panel: The things in football you can 'ooze'

The Adjudication Panel: The most Premier League fixture there never was

The Adjudication Panel: 'The Scott McTominay of antibiotics'

The Adjudication Panel: How many errors make a comedy of errors?

The Adjudication Panel: Can a goalkeeper be a wonderkid?

The dying art of managers moving upstairs, the 'revelation' threshold, and some low-key FA Cup magic