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National Safety Council
12+ albums
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Back in the day, people used to walk into oncoming traffic, and believe that glue consumption was a good idea. However, after losing one of our greatest philosophers the US has ever harbored due to poison ivy, Dwight Eisenhower instated the National Safety Council program. The job of the National Safety Council is to prevent evolution from working. Instead, those morons who set their crouches on fire are told not to, those who would've died from some incredibly stupid accident involving a forklift, cucumber, and inflatable doll are kept on this planet, for reasons we'll never fathom. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply.
top songs
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Open for Infection - Part 1
202Principles and Interest - Part 1
183Right Dress - Part 2
174Follow The Leader - Part 1
175Right Dress - Part 1
166Open for Infection - Part 2
157Follow The Leader - Part 2
158Stop, Look and Listen - Part 1
149Principles and Interest - Part 2
1310Production with Safety - Part 1
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