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Mullet Mohawk
12+ albums
Suomisaundipsytrancetrancepsychedelicforest music
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Mullet Mohawk, Once upon a time in Canada. There was a native american indian who was member of mohawk tribe. His name was Yu'HA (means intelligent rabbit in mohawk langague) and he suffered from two problems, like do 90% of these days american indians. These two problems were called "painkillers" and "bourbon" After drinking 20 years in a row Yu'HA decided to quit drinking and move to the country where there are polar bears. So he asked from some local yankee bartender "where is it possible to see polar bears" and the damn yankee answered "in the nokia-country of course". So Yu'Ha packed all his stuff ( pan-flute and pack of recycled condoms [it's ecolocigal u know] ). And asked his shaman father, whose name was Va'Pis, to cast a teleportation spell and suddenly Yu'HA was in the middle of Finland. He was in a city called Lahti (the business city) and suddenly someone was shouting to him "YO hippie, get-the-fuck-out of here". Yu'HA was shocked, he saw a huge nerdy looking security guard, whose head was so big, that it was making Oprah's ass sized shadow in the ground. And Yu'HA also noticed something that he had never seen before. This goddamn security-homo had hair that was short at the top and long from behind and same styled mustache that Hercule Poirot has. Because his Va'Pis father also made some language spells it was possible to communicate with this weird structure who was shouting to him. So Yu'HA asked from security-homo (note: yes, all security guards are really ho
