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Artist
Mongo Ninja
12+ albums
thrash metalpunknorwegianmetalmetal punk
about
Once upon a time, Kristopher and Peter were raisin' hell all over Norway as members of the obnoxious and notorious punkrock combo called Datsun. Stinkin' drunk and merciless, with chronic erections and no good intentions, they left a trail of destruction, chaos and crying girls. City after city got rocked to smithereens and reduced to pissdrenched ruins. No one was safe! About seven years ago, this rampage of darkness and depravity finally came to an end, and since then, Kristopher has been busy mutilatin' himself and fronting his band The Cumshots. Peter has been ramblin' on, knockin' up various women and spiraling out of controll with his band, Blood Tsunami. Years passed by, slowly like snails in sand, but then... in the beginning of July 2009 their crooked paths suddenly crossed again. Without hesitation, they headed for the local bar, and immediately plunged into cynical drinking and bitter complaining. It soon turned out they both were, as usual, utterly discontent about most things. Water under the bridge, but nothin' new in the fridge... Covered with scars, old, thirsty, broke and bored out of their heads, the two drunkards both knew that something had to be done! Something had to happen! They both looked deep into their beers for quite a while, contemplating. Some bellyscratching and nosepicking occured before suddenly... Boom! Like a revelation, the two intoxicated men synchronized realized that the time had finally come! The time had come to once again unleas
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