Mitch McMahon

Hangovers in your early 20's vs late 20's.

I love being my girlfriend's CURRENT boyfriend.

I thought CHEATING was BAD...But then I got a GIRLFRIEND.

We're breaking up...

When your boy steals your Zyns.

We should see other people.

Last night was a MOVIE!

Yes I’m MIDDLE CLASS and yes I own MULTIPLE BOATS.

Men, STOP sharing your feelings and START writing screenplays.

When SANTA wants an OPEN RELATIONSHIP.