Mackiavellian Superpowers

Lee Mack on Would I Lie to You?

I can tell the circumference of someone's head just by looking at them.

I can tell if someone is left or right handed just by looking at their ears.

I can smell if there's a dead fly in the room.

I have perfect pitch, so can listen to any noise and tell you what musical note it is.

I can tell if somebody mainly drinks tea or coffee just by listening to their stomach.

If you give me any date before the year 2000 I can instantly tell you what day of the week it was.

I can write so well with my right foot, that to save time writing Christmas cards, I simultaneously write one card with my hand, and one card with my foot.

This is the set of keys I carry around with me every day. I know what every single one is for, apart from one.

Because I can never remember the phonetic alphabet, I have invented my own based on things I can see from my bedroom window. Now I never forget it.