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Part one: VOYAGE INTO HAITI: I first met my future wife, Joshua Ted Faulkner, at Hillcrest high "school" (midvale UT U.S.A.) during the 19 hundred and 99 school year. He was stupid and still is. I fell in love with him the very first time he talked to my poor and bashful soul. Joshua had mentioned to me that he was in a band called "last one out" (totally lame name) and I told him I didn't care. But something attracted me to that short, stubby boy -possibly because he was the only person I knew, besides me and my hundreds of friends, who was in a band (that was back in the day. now everyone and their leg is in a band). My band was cool. Called "negativity", we specialized in a sort of poppy/shit/grunge/punk. So it was only natural that our bands played together and what not. At school, we passed the time making fun w/ taint and tea bagging jokes. Joshy got kicked out of last one out (he was the first one out) in the summer of 2000 and was now desperately seeking affection for me. At school registration (of all places), he told me he was starting a new band and he asked me if I knew how to play ska. I took that as an insult and slapped him. After a failed stint in the Alaskan fur trade, I sold my Bow, arrows and buckskin to buy ska guitar lessons. -That was all when I was forty so I had to time travel back to the summer of 2000 and accept Joshies offer to play in his bandy. He said that he loved me then, out of nowhere, he offered me a spot as the girl guitar player in his st

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