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Artist
L:Ron:Harald
12+ albums
danishHip-Hoprapdanskdansk rap
about
L:Ron:Harald was born in the year of grace 1966 in a workmen’s hut on a desert island just outside of Sønderborg City. His father was an unemployed mechanic, and his mother was a waitress in a dirty cafeteria down by the harbor. L:Ron:Harald’s diet in the early years was mostly Nutella and canned beer, and this excellent feast caused his mighty body to develop very early, and it has been growing and growing ever since. L:Ron:Harald developed an early taste for the pleasures of the sexual life, when he at the age of five, persuaded his kindergarten-teacher to give him a blowjob. Chocked and fascinated as she were by L:Ron:Harald’s already legendary good-sized breed-trunk, the nipper offered marriage, and were immediately retired from her position. L:Ron:Harald’s semi-criminal and drunken father, Harald senior, shortly after taught him that there were less problematical sex partners than women out there. Shortly after amazed and unbelieving people passing by could experience L:Ron:Harald in action screwing the sheep Gerda rough, on a field on Kær Halvø. However L:Ron:Harald decided after that experience that he, despite of the often demanding and hypocritical behavior of the opposite sex, he would only screw women in the future. L:Ron:Harald very quickly became very interested in mechanics, and developed a great understanding for handling various motorized vehicles. His favorite mean of transportation, and big love, is a custom Opel Kadett, with an incredible top speed of 3
